DEEPAK’S SPIRITUAL JOURNEY

BECAUSE I TOO HIT ROCK BZOTTOM MANY TIMES UNTIL I LEARNED

I HAD TO REFORM MY WAYS AND BECOME A DIFFERENT PERSON IN MY STORYLINE IN REAL LIFE

INSTEAD OF BUYING ME A PRESENT BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST SUN OF ALL TIME, I “FORCED” HER TO SPEND HER HARD EARNED MONEY ON HER HAPPINESS

SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD A FATAL DISEASE FOR A LONG TIME AND NOW IS FULLY CURED. THE STORY GOES.

BY THE WAY

THE PORSCHE AND BENZ ARE MY MOMS CARS. I DRIVE MY TOYOTA RAV 4 OR WHATEVER IS AVAILABLE AT THE MOMENT!

KURT VONNEGUT THE YODA

THEN THE REST IS SPOILER ALERT

YOU GO UP AND UP UNTIL YOU FALL AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM!

THE “CINDERELLA” STORY EMOTIONAL ARC IS ONE OF THE SCARIEST AND FUNNEST RIDES

THAT LAST ONE WAS A JOKE

MORE LIKE A WARNING FROM A CIVIL WAR VET

THESE ARE *NOT* JOKES

MMA IS USELESS AGAINST AMERICAN PRINCESS MAGIC

I NEED TO TRAIN IN HARRY POTTERS SCHOOL

THE INFAMOUS AMERICAN DRAGONS

WE ARE SURROUNDED BY DRAGONS WHO CAN SNIFF TRUTH FROM LIGHT YEARS AWAY

NOBODY TOLD ME AND I DID NOT WANT TO LISTEN ANYWAY

ARROWS THAT CAN PIERCE THE CAPTAINS “SHIELD” AND IRON MANS “ARMOR”

I DID NOT KNOW THESE ARE THE TYPE OF ROIDS THE AMERICAN WOMEN WERE CONSUMING AS CHILDREN

DISNEY “PRINCESSES” DO NOT MESS AROUND!

BREAKING BAD. NO PROBLEM. DISNEY G RATED PRINCESS STORIES. I NEED ALL THE LIGHTS ON DURING A SUNNY SUMMER DAY IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS

CRUELLA FROM 2021 (PLEASE FACT CHECK THE DATE BECAUSE I DO NOT GO ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE AND IT IS LATE IN CHICAGO TO OPEN SCARY MOVIES ON DISNEY!!)