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For my future lawyer:

I DO NOT INTERACT WITH MY HINDU PARENTS. THEY INTERACT WITH ME EVEN AFTER I TELL THEM “NO” DAILY FOR DECADES. FOUR DECADES.

I wear AN ACTUAL CORONA BLUE MASK, BLACK MASK, RED MASK, and my SPARTHOS WORKOUT MASK TO LET THEM KNOW I DO NOT*** want to talk to village traitor moron Hindus who call the cops on their former atheist son. I HAVE BEEN CHRISTIAN SINCE 2007/2008. I TOLD THEM I WAS AMERICAN. THEY WANT ME TO BECOME HINDU, MOVE BACK TO KERALA INDIA, AND MARRY SOME HINDU GIRL – more related to our family, the better.

VILLAGE HINDUS INBREED WITH THEIR COUSINS! Fact check me*